Category: Humor

Helping Iran with Javascript and the CIA with WordPress Installation
Just another average day on my blog: One of the reasons I like StatCounter.com vs. Analytics is that it reveals IP addresses.

Using Javascript to Keep Us Safe From Terrorists
Someone buy the Federal government a Safari Online Subscription before we get attacked again by terrorists. Apparently, the Department of Defense and Department of Homeland Security regularly make use of my blog for help with Javascript: I rest easier knowing...
Huge Kids Sale!
Here’s how one Seattle neighborhood is dealing with our obesity epidemic:

Is The Onion the Web’s Archie Bunker?
Anyone following The Onion the past few weeks probably shouldn’t have been surprised by its offensive Oscar tweet about Quvenzhane Wallis. In recent weeks, they’ve mocked the burning alive of former LAPD officer Christopher Dorner, the murder of Oscar Pistorius’...
Primal Pacs: Just Sick and Wrong
These primal pacs are disgusting. This is a product that might benefit from using opaque packaging materials.
What would Seinfeld be like today?
I’ve been kind of enjoying the Seinfeld Today twitter feed offering plot ideas for a post-social media, 2013-era show: [pullquote2 quotes=”true” textColor=”#000000″]Kramer joins a gay gym (“Well, those guys know how to take care of themselves.”), gets in a fight...