Category: Humor

Jeff Bezos Hunts down Seattle's landmark Pink Elephant

Day Two: Elephant Super Car Wash

My latest addition to Jeff’s Bezos Gallery is here: If you’ve walked near Belltown recently you know that the scene around our landmark Elephant Super Car Wash is a giant construction scene of soon to open Amazon buildings and related...

/ August 14, 2019
cat excavator

Cat Sitting

/ August 7, 2019
Jeff Bezos Blue Origin Vision

Jeff Bezos’ Sweeping Vision for Humanity in Space

I’m someone who’s highly skeptical of Jeff Bezos’ greater aspirations for his space travel startup, Blue Origin. While frequently described as space tourism for rich people, his contemporary comments strive much higher: “I’m in the process of converting my Amazon...

/ August 2, 2019
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals

The Wisdom of Ancient Murals

His arrival was foretold by ancient murals, via Martha on Twitter:

/ July 30, 2019
verb westminster dog show - swipe dating

How to Succeed at Swipe Dating in Seattle

Swipe dating is difficult but Verb puts on a masterclass and ends up in the arms of the woman he loves.

/ February 13, 2019
Mueller's Got This Cartoon - New Yorker

Mueller’s Got This

The New Yorker’s “Hon, Mueller’s got this. Come to bed” is so genius:

/ February 12, 2019
Aeromexico DNA Discount for MAGA bigots

Aeromexico Highlights Mexican Descendants in the South with DNA Discounts

In case you missed it, Aeromexico wanted southerners to realize that many of them are descendants of Mexican ancestry. The airline produced an ad which tested a handful of bigoted MAGA southerners and gave them a percent discount equivalent to...

/ January 22, 2019