Category: Humor
How to Succeed at Swipe Dating in Seattle
Swipe dating is difficult but Verb puts on a masterclass and ends up in the arms of the woman he loves.
Mueller’s Got This
The New Yorker’s “Hon, Mueller’s got this. Come to bed” is so genius:
Aeromexico Highlights Mexican Descendants in the South with DNA Discounts
In case you missed it, Aeromexico wanted southerners to realize that many of them are descendants of Mexican ancestry. The airline produced an ad which tested a handful of bigoted MAGA southerners and gave them a percent discount equivalent to...
Emma the Immigration Bot Still Working Despite the Shutdown
While the United States spins out of the control under President Putin’s government shutdown, Emma the immigration bot is still working over at U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. Not even talk of a wall or the gap in pay will...
Podfast, a new word for 2019
I spent last week podfasting to prepare for a roadtrip. What is podfasting? Look it up: podfast n, the act of refraining from listening to any podcasts before a roadtrip or adventure abroad to maintain a sufficient number of new...
ManBearPig: “Al Gore Was Right All Along”
I had totally forgotten about ManBearPig, a 2006 episode of South Park which parodies Gore and the release of his documentary on climate change, An Inconvenient Truth: Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the school’s students about ManBearPig, an...
Kaiser Permanente’s Unfortunate Dog Fountain
Kaiser Permanente placed a dog fountain in front of their new Care Essentials without a people fountain for the street's homeless. So, I tried to fix it for them.