Why You’re Not Smart Enough to Work At Google

While attempting to set up a new Google DoubleClick for Publishers account for a tutorial I’m writing, I ran into some of Google’s advanced authentication systems. Those folks are such geniuses. They call it nO-Auth.

You could never work at Google because you would never think of designing an authentication system this secure:

A system so secure, that it integrates across Google with Gmail to conceal all of its verification emails in spam:

So secure that it blocks access to even registered users, like this:
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And, this:

And, this:

Before ever granting access to a user interface as simple as this:

You could never work at Google, nor could I.